MA? Where are ya?
Now, I have seen it all.
According to some small groups of Christian proselytizers is Judgement Day a week from tomorrow. Christian radio host Harold Camping has calculated the date of the rapture as 21 May 2011. According to his calculations will be following the end of the world 21 October 2011. Hmm, in a way has not convinced me. But what do I know?
Regardless of whether it is next week, next year or in a very distant future, many Christians believe that the rapture will happen. Trønde will literally be taken up to heaven, apparently out of thin air. Provided that it is true, it will leave unfinished. What will be, for example, of pets belonging to the recently disappeared? (Never mind the severe traffic situation. Pas on main roads!)
Here are some good news: anyone came up with a way to offer peace of mind for future rapturees. Eternal Earth-Bound pets, United States is a firm atheist, animal lovers who want to commit to the care of pets after the rapture-for a fee, of course. No, it is not a joke. In fact, went their rates just due to current high demand, what with the forthcoming day judgment. talk about entrepreneurship! IT capitalism in action, people.
Come what, I fully expect to be here well past, May 21st to take care of my own pets. Who knows, I can also look some other people pets (especially since I happen to live in the Bible belt). This should be interesting.
Planning for May 21st About.com
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